من طرف I love you in blue, I love you in red. But most of all, I love you in bed
A heart is not a plaything, a heart is not a toy, but if you want it to be broken, just give it to a boy
A special smile a certain toutch, I never had someone I loved so much
Always look on the bright side of love
As long as forever, I will stay by your side; I,ll be your companion, your friend and your guide
Baby I fly your the only one I need in my life, Baby I just don,t know how to describe, How lovely you make me feel inside
Baby, I,m so into you! You,ve got that something, what can I do?
Be smart, Be clever put me in your heart 4-ever
Break my face, break my arms, my neck, but please don,t break my heart
Break my face, break my arms, my neck, but please don,t break my heart
Break my face, break my arms, my neck, but please don,t break my heart
Can I talk to you, Comfort you, Let you know, I care 4 you
Come And Dance With Me Tonight Feel The Rhythm Deep Inside. Touch Me Now! You Can Be My Casanova
Didn't want to leave you with a wrong impression didn,t want to leave you with my last confession Of love
Don't forget me, forget me never, but when you forget me, forget me forever
Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason..... let the reason be love!
Everything is fine when ((jouw) naam) is online
Friendship is like a glass, handle it with care ones its broken, its hard to repair
I don,t want you for a weekend, I don,t want you for a night, I want you for always
I dropped a tear in the ocean...Whenever they find it, I will dtop loving you...
I love MSN and I don,t love my girl/boyfriend because she is never online
I love you 2day, I love you 2morrow, I love you 4ever
I Love you more than a MSN name can say!
I Love you more then my teddybear but ssstttt don,t tell him
I may not be Fred/Wilma Flinstone, but i still can make your BED-ROCK..!
I still know the first time we kissed... We closed our eyes and missed!
I wanna kiss you. but I,m too shy because my friends think you,r ugly!
I wanna know if you feel the way I do, wanna know if theres a chance for me and you
I wasn,t just kissing him, I was telling his lips a secret
I Wod Lie 4 U, Cry 4 U, Ride Or Die 4 U, Touch The Sky 4 U! If You,d Ask me 2!
I,ll risk everything I have, I,ll fight till I bleed. I,ll give you my life, if that,s what you need!
I,m wet,I,m tired and I,m pissed!So don,t even think about mess with this pussy!
I,ve got a teddy-bear, He looks like you. I love my teddy-bear, but not as much as I love you.
I,ve lost my teddy-bear so wod you sleep with me tonight?
If I told you, you had a great body, wod you hold it against me?
If you say my eyes are beautif, it*s because they are looking at you
If you,re be nice u can call me sweety, If you,re sweet u can call me honey, if you,re hot u can call me 2night!
If you,ve lost your watch, you cod ask me the time, but if you,ve lost your boyfriend, don,t f*ck with mine
If I,m a bird than you are my seed, because you are the only one I need
I�m the one who wants to be with you, deep inside I hope you feel it too
Love is a feeling that you feel, when you feel a feeling that you have never felt before
Love is in the air, maar ik heb hoogtevrees
Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell
Love is love, love is you, I love love, so I love you
Love is love, love is you. I love love so I love yo
Love is one great mistery but I know I,ll never mis you
Love is the name , sex is the game forget the name en play the game
Love me for what I am, don�t hate me for what I�m not
Love me ore leave me...
HEY, where*s everybody goin
Mama never told me, papa don�t told me too, Girl that guy you�re foolin� with he ain�t no good for you!
Many People Will Walk In And Out Your Live, But Only True Friends Leave Foodprints
Me no money, me no care. Me go marry milionair.
And if he dies, me no cry, me go marry other guy
Never say I love you, if you don,t really care... Never say I need you If you,renot really there..
Put this on my life The air I breathe in, all that I believe in I promise I,ll give my life my love and my trust if U was my boyfriend
Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic
Roses are red violets are blue maybe this night brings love to you
Roses are red violets are blue, suger is sweet and so are you!
Roses are red violets are blue... god made me sexy but what the hell happened to you?!
Roses are red violets are corny...ooohh baby you make me horny
Roses Are Red Voilets Are Green, I Love Your Leggs, And What,s In Between
Share your smile with everyone, but save your kiss for only one
Sometimes you make me smile, sometimes you make me cry, but my love for you will never die
Sorry, the f*ck-machine is out of order, so f*ck yourself and save a quarter
The girl is sexy, the girl is fine, but don*t forget* the girl is mine!
The Greatest Thing You,ll Ever Learn, Is Just To Love And To Be Loved In Return
This love I,ve got 4U is without a doubt untouchable
U Know That There,s A Place 4 U! A Place Inside My Heart! If U Wod Only Talk 2 Me! We Cod Make A Start
U R 2 gr8 2 b 4got10
Well you codn,t be that man I adored You don,t seem to know, seem to care what your heart is for
When I was a baby I play whit toys, Now I,m a big girl I play whit boys
Why fall I always in love, when I don,t want to! I love you!
You became the light on the dark side of me
You can fall in the water, you can fall of a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me
You can win me, you can lose me but never try 1 use me 2
You look like an angel, walk like an angel, talk like an angel. But I got wise: You�re the devil in disguise!
You must been under a lucky star to find a friend as nice as you are I will follow you to the end if you promise to be my friend
You people laugh because I,m different I laugh because you,reall the same
Your father must be a terrorist because you are tha bomb
Your kisses are so sweet, you,re the only one I need. The world keeps turnin, My heart keeps burnin
If sex is a pain in the ass, you`re doing it wrong
Sex is like nokia (connecting people)
Sorry, the f*ck-machine is out of order, so f*ck yourself and save a quarter.
I�m a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world, Dress me up, make it tight, I�m your dolly.
Are you talkin to me?
i have a girlfriend, her name is grace, she broke my heart, i broke her face
lady pop that thing for me...!
I Hope You Can S P E L L ...
chaos, panic, disaster, i think my work is done here
if size doen't matter why am I so popar?
3 words to ruin a guys ego..is it in??
I want to be forever young
i'll put a spell on you
When there is No more room in hell..death will walk over eath..
sO mucH pAin beHind tHese eYes
To Catch me, You GoTTa Be Fast...To Find Me, You GoTTa Be Smart...But 2 Be me.. Damn!! You Must Be Kidding
searching for intelligent lifeforms...30%65%99%...searching completed,no restats found.Wod you like to search again?
I'm a BITCH....Like thats a problem????
barbie is a slut
Liebe ist rein, liebe ist fein, aber da�s gefriemel am piemel, mu� schlu� sein
Not Enough Sex Cod Ruin Your Eyesight
He knows no fear, he knows no danger, he knows nothing
BITCH ==> Blond ; Irritating ; Tastless ; Chaotic ; Horrible : That's me
(F) Sweety Girl (F) My Lips Fyling Soft (K)
She dOn't sQueeze // yOu like I sQueeze ? ^
^ � name^ ,, It's JuZt the waY it gOes 8-)
Deep in my heart I know that you were right and I was wrong
I've got nothing to say to you
Use your fantasie when you think of me
How am I supposed to change if you walk away every time?
The Summer Is Magic
..|*(6)MiSs BiAtCh(6)*|.. DaRkChiLd OpEn YoU'Re DeStEnEy..WhY OoH WhY..AsK ThAt 2 ThE DeViL InSiTe YoU(6)
never knock on heavens door, .....ring the bell then run (he hates that)
people like YOU are the reason people like ME need medication
As I said before: I NEVER REPEAT MYSELF!
I used to be a SCHIZOPHRENIC, but we're OK now!
I'm not antisocial, society is anti me.
I DON'T HAVE PMS i am a fltime bitch.
Why am i dieing to life, when i am living to die?
my fantasy: 2 MEN 1cooking 1cleaning
(>'.'<)(K)U GO GU��! But u� b�yf�i��d c�� �t�y!(K)(>'.'<)
(*)�*.��.���`�Nic� p�nts, c�n I t�st th� zipp��???���`�.�� .*�(*)
��..���r� �� � ���k ����r视�d...�m ��t..��
everybody brings happiness. some by coming, some by going
I'm talking to the mirror again, but it's not listening...
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Get Out,Right Now,It's the end of you and me it's to late and i cant wait 4 you to be gone( Le_chick(r u tokking 2 me)
(6) Horney Little Devil (6)
do what you do, say what you say, cauz' it's your life and you gotta do it your way!
<�.� ��`�� Fancy..LaDy����`�.���>
(B)..The only thing to fear = running out of beer...(B)
COME to de DARK side! we have COOKIES!!!
~ ,, *I Can See It's All So Clear, But I Have Nothing Left To0* ,, ~ ,, => ~(U)~ => ,,Respect,, (yn)
D.��.$... >Bij.Jou.Zijn.Is.Alles.Wat.Ik.Wil <
superman cames to chrash you
I believe in angels, I believe in god... But the best reson I believe in them... Is that You mean to me a lot!!!
(l) theres a place in youre heart and i know that it is love (l)
status: sad, need love
WoW who's that? da hot chick (thats me)
I'm Gonna Show U The Time Of U'r Life
The Lemming brengt de stemming!
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THERE IS ONE LIGHT, ONE LOVE, SO THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE KING (K)<--*#*--> Miss Bitch <--*#*-->(K) Naughty girlsz!(K)Sure...Miss Play Girll:D
(#) Sunshine --> (L) Fuck what I said, I want you back (L)
BITCH= babe in total controll of herself
thinking of u i just thinking of u All i can't do is just stop thinking of u(K)(L)
.::Turn around and new again::.
*yo*yo*[c][o][o][l][e][n][a][a][m]*yo*yo*
hyde for de moon hyde for the light because if you see it you will change (S)werewolf thats what i am(S) i will hyde myself(S)
Do you like a angel ........yes ...... then Here I am
dOn taLk jUst kiSs Wod You Be Mine.. Or aRe You WasTing My TiMe?!
If the only way to be with you is in my dreams, then let me dream forever!!
I went from candy and toys to cellfones and boys(P)(T)
if barbie's so popar.........how come u have to buy all her friends?�
an apple a day keeps the doctor away but if he's cute, screw the fruit
do u believe in love at first site? or shod i walk by again? or shod I bite ?
����O���� (Name) , Angel From Heaven ����O����
I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty
wod you catch me if i fall..do you even notice me.....at all?
To the world your just one person but to one person you cod mean the world
It's not the size of the dog, It's the size of the fight in the dog!
(�`�._.�[ ]�._.���)
Well if I called the wrong numba, why`d you answer?
If you're going my way, I'll walk with you.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain wod explode
Damn!! You're hOt! Damn!! You're cOld!
There are sO manY plaYerSz, That's a 'KnOw' Fact *nD If yOur Lover pLaYs yOu.. JuSt plaY the f0ckin' pLayer BACK! =)
~ // Jongens Sijn net KitKat.... HarSztikke VerSlavend! \ ~
{gOtta bOunce[]gOtta spLit[
[..-xXx-.. I'm Numbah 0ne, s0 why try Harder? =D ..-xXx-..]
(F)�o.O(F)<------(name)---->(F)�o.O(F)(L)***(^)#My Darling#***(^)
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck, how many times have i sayd fuck already??
I am love,I am happyness,I am sunshine............I am a liar!*-)
2nightSz.. the night..j0ee've btr make it faSt cause it feelSs s0 right..!
life is like a rollercoaster, before joee kn0w..it's over..
just shut up.. and dance for me bitch..:p
goes out to all the people who live a dirty lifestyle
(name) is_in_da_house_with_the_A-TEAM
(name) is in da house with Ali G
-->..* U-G-L-Y*..<-- YoU AiN'T gOt No aLiBy.. YoUr'E UgLy.. YeAh YeAh YoUr'E UgLY *..<--
IN 666 WAYS I LOVE YOU AND MY HEAVEN,S WEREVER YOU ARE
When the lights turn off, when the sun goes down, i`m proud to check my own banana
the artist formaly known as (name)
I am me... and you are you... but... a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!
.:*mY nAmE iSnT *ELMO* bUt U cAn TiCkLe Me If U waNt*:..
.:*DrIvE It LIkE U StOLE It*:.
Im going NuCkIn FuTs!
all i need is love, all i get is homework
~.:.~(*)Baby Show Me What Heaven Is Like,Cuz I've Been Long Enough Through Hell!(*)~.:.~
i just kidnapped myself. Give me 1.000.000 Euro, or you wil never see me again!!!!
8-|8-|8-| Sla nooit een man met een bril!!! Sla hem met de vuist da komt harder aan !!! 8-|8-|8-|
i look into the darkness and what do i see?...Nothing
hoe krijg je een lelijk kind??Vraag dat maar aan je moeder....
If I were a dog, and you were a flower, I wod walk by you and give you a shower!
*dOnT YeLL aT yOu� Boyf�iend If He StA�Es As I pAsS*CoZ hUnNy I CaNt HeLp It I wAs Bo�n WiTh tHiS a��*
oops i did it again! it wasn't me!!
Y�ur �re �� f�t th�t it t�ke y�u � wh�le ye�r t� turn y�ur 姧
C'est belle � c'est super � c'est moi =P
my ass look at you but it is not so pretty face!
my ass look at you but it is not so tretty face!
~* I'am so dangerous i shod come with a warning label*~
What is a nice girl like me doing in a place like this
o����`�. X Cherrylicious X.���`��oO
Sue Permann = (Superman)
Are You Mine Are You Her If That's So Dan Kick Ik JE Uit De Deur!!!
Being beautif is hard, but someones gotta do it
Hi. Im probably home. Im just avoiding someone I don like, leave me a m*ssage and if I don answer, its you
It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet
"It's better 2 let some1 think you're an idiot than to open you're mouth and prove it"
"Everything has been figured out, except how to live."
"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."
"Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women."
Can't talk...eat
I like big buds and i can not lie
SPAM is e-noing, 'digi'-asshole that giga-bites a big one
Piss off! I have enough friends
Your lips keep moving but all I hear is BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...
It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet
Life is what happens to you, while you're busy making other plans.
"The price of living is dying... Everybody pays."
"May your life be like toiletpaper, long and usef."
"Don't just be another member of society. Be a living example of your dreams and goals."
"Don't just be another member of society. Be a living example of your dreams and goals."
if you say my eyes are beautif,it*s because they looking at you
break my face,break my arms,my neck,but please don*t break my heart
you know i love you,you know i care,whenever you need me i will be there
Ich habe lust in dich??!!
"How can you be friends with someone if everytime you look at them, it makes you want them even more?"
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
"Don't be a guy, The world is fl of guys. Be a MAN"
death......the greatest thing of all thats why we save it 4 last
"...I'm gonna live forever, or die trying...."
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
"He who laughs last, probably didn't get the joke in the first place"
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise."
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
"You cannot teach people anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves."
"We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same."
"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they shod live next door and just visit now and then."
"Man who know little say much. Man who know much say little."
"Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we shod dance."
"Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher."
"One who makes no mistakes never makes anything."
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living."
"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes."
"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."
"Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your so. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal."
"Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much."
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us"
if there lipstick on ur mans colla, u can bet ur last dolla, i made him holla
im a genie in a bottle, ur just a tramp in a lamp
i lost my teddy bear can i sleep wit chu?
i aint short, im veritcally challenged
me and my boy broke up cos of religion, he thought he was god and i didnt
Finally 18, and legally able to do everythin i been doin since i was 13
Save santa a trip .. be naughty with me!!
##SHUT UP.. I AM BUSY!!##
im smiling cos ur my sista, and laughing cos u cant do anything about it
i neva said it was ur fat .. im just blaming u
wot u see is want u dont get, so drool on, dream on, move on
It will all be ok in da end, and if it aint, then it aint da end
Candy Canes r yummy, lollipops are good, my baby loves me, just like he shod
someday u'll be sorry someday when ur free memories will remind u that we r meant to be
my heart was taken my u, broken by u, now in pieces by u
Roses are red, fiolets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the ZOO!!
life = love, love = kissing!!! Dus alle leuke jongens moet en hier komen dan laat ik je zien hoe leuk het leven is!!!
Love is the name , sex is the game forget the name en play the game
Don't be sad, don't be blue, Frankenstein was ugly too
B.I.T.C.H.: Babe In Total Control of Herself!
Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water!
Mirrors don't talk, and lucky for you: They don't laugh!
If loving is wrong, I don't want to be right
...::birdybirdy in the sky, dropped a poopy in my eye, i'm glad that cows don't fly::...
the apple is green, ready to pluck, girl is (leeftijd) ready to fuck
[..WhEn ThInGs ArE RoUgH AnD YoU FeEl LoSt..]
I still know the first time we kissed... We closed our eyes and missed!
Be cool, be love, be everything! Sprite, be yourself!
angels go to heaven but bitches go to hell so sie you later in hell
Sexy;)Angry:@Happy:DGlad:P
Heaven is Hell on earth
I used to be a schizophrenic, but we're ok now ;-)
I Like skool: Specialy wan its klosed
Have you ever been to a zoo? I mean as a visitor?
If practise makes perfect, and nobodys perfect... why practise??
I only look sweet and innocent
make love...NOT homawork!
I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work
I'm a cutie with the bootie, a hunny with the money, and a hottie with the body
This is an inside joke and you are on the outside *
I'm all that and a bag of chips...Screw that, Im the whole damn party mix! *
Keep the pictures they never change only the people in them do
I dont have a cow so i dont need your bl! *
Sarcasm saves you from telling people what you rEaLLy think about them!
I'm SOOOO hot that when I go Outside The Snow Melts
Honk if you like Britney Spears! Then drive your car into the nearest tree
I'm not a lie, I'm not an illusion, I'm a princess so what's the confusion? *
If you dont like my driving, get off the sidewalk *
Like what you see? Call 1800 YOU WISH!
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything
I dont need ur attitude I got 1 of my own! *
Some people are only alive because its illegal to shoot them! *
Everybody is a player and life is a silly game.
Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
I am not the player. I am the game! *
An angel was what I was meant to be..thats why being so cute comes naturally!
I wanted 2 kill the sexiest person alive.... ohh ya sucicides a crime.
Let's make a night to remember, from january to December
If you kiss me I'll kiss you, if u hug me I'll hug you, if u leave me I'll kill you.
If I like it, I buy it...If I don't like it, I buy it..Hey I might like it tomorrow.
I wont be hasty, i'll give you a try, but if u bug me, i'll say good- bye
First God created man...then he had a better idea!
Lovin you is like breathing...how can I stop?!
LIVE is just EVIL spelt backwards!
I'm mti-talented,I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
If your naughty go to your room....If you wanna be naughty come to mine
i said no to drugs but hey they didnt listen
I wasnt born a bitch, boyz made me this way
God made coke, god made pepsi, and i cant help that god made me so dammm sexy
Hot Guy + Hot Gurl = Hot time in bed
Is this how the book ends? nothing but good friends?
Guys are like lavalamps...Fun 2 look at but not very bright
u had betta take sum sleepin pillz cuz da only place u'll be gettin me is in ur dreams
i'm a hottie wid a good bottie and i wanna get notty!
Treat me like an angel and i'll show you heaven
If u drink n drive ur a bloody idiot n if u make it home ur a bloody legend!
A girls gotta do, what a girls gotta do, But a boy gotta do what a girl wants him to do!
Shake my rattle, Ring my bell, Like my style or go to hell
Guys are like rollercoasters, They either make you sick, or they can be the thrill of youre life
I wasn't kissing him, I was whispering in his mouth
I look in the mirror,and what do I see,a beautif girl,looks like me
You don't marry someone you can live with
To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die
C:mijn documentenmijn afbeeldingenMooie Jongens(jou naam).LKR
I look like an angel, dressed in white, but here's the deal, I'm the bitch inside
you don't like us? thats great, because we hate you also
if you love me love me well if you hate me you can fuck tha hell
Life is calling! Where are you?
I saw a boy in the mirror I wonder who he is. Sometimes I think I know him, Sometimes I really wish I did
roses ar red, violets are blue, but a face like yours belongs in the zoo, don't feel bad, don't feel sad, Frankenstein was ugly to
Don't be normal, be like me
Your lips keep moving, but all I hear is "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!!"
I'm not like others, I am much worse
When I'm good I'm really good. When I'm bad I'm even better!
remember the m remember the e put them together and remember me !!
it's cool it's fine cause i'm online !
boys are hot, boys are sweet, boys are all I need
a bird dropped a poepie in my eye, i didn't laugh, i didn't cry, but i'm glad that cows don't fly!!
the most Sek-C boy in town---->(naam van je geliefde)<---- he's mine!!!
don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!!!!!!
Love Me Or Leave Me...! HEE, Where's Everybody Going?!
Hell Was Fl, So I Came Back!(6)
It's Nice To Be Important, But It's More Important To Be Nice
God Made The Ocean, God Made The Lake. God Made You, That Was A Big Mistake
Always Wear A Smile. It Goes With Everything!
Born 4 porn.. Lets Rock
you are safe and true, im saving every moment for you!
No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems :-)
The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
i kill people for money, but you... you are my friend... I kill you for nothing!!!
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
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If YoU SaY I'm a Bitch.... You Shod meet my mother!
What about if i give u the finger???
Youve got to ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky today? Well do you, punk?
My music is so loud I can't hear what you're saying so you better shut up and notice I'm not here !!!
Downloading the MP3 of Em-es-en: "Cleaning out my contactlist"!
time is money, money is women, women is seks, and seks is fun
Your daddy must be a terrorist 'cus you're DA BOMB!
Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.
i love you i love you two i love you three hou naar maar op met dat gezijk kunnen we eindelijk wippen
Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.
If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I wod be ?
Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life
Love your neighbour, but don't get caught
After duscussing with god why I exist, he said to me: I created you to be a sextoy for all women
Made = larve die veel vookomt in Hong-Kong.
Love me ore leave me... HEY, wheres everybody going
When I was praying to myself suddenly realised that I was GOD
Wod you be mine? Or are you just wasting my time?
How cod an angel break my heart?
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in
Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you
Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
Your village called, their idiot is missing
Welcome to loserville. Popation: you
You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
We spend nine months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
Software is like Sex. Its better when its free
Suk Me Till Im Dry, Fuk Me Till I Die, Puff Until Im High, Never Say Gudbyeee
A honest person is someone you cod play checkers with over the phone
May your life be like toilet paper - long and usef!
I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus
Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the res!
There are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet
(k)Es(k)�(���`�.��� ���EnJoy Tha LifE!��� :p
wat is het toppunt van dik zijn? als je in de zee word gerold door leden van greenpeace
Why do I always faal in love, when I don't want to! I love you!
Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet
I'd smack you but shit splatters!
I'd smack you but shit splatters!
I'd smack you but shit splatters!
Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone
Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire
I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I codn't stand being rejected by men as well as women
I like my sugar with coffee and cream
I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
hellow ? i'm sorry but I hear little voices in my head:p
I need no light no cameras.... just action goddamnit
Death is the greatest thing of all thats why we save it 4 last
CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U'LL HAVE NONE!!!
Ur hot as fire sharp as glass u break my heart ima kick yo ass!
Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies"
To all you virgins out there. Thanks for nothing
Every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a bootie
It's not the length, it's not the size, it's how many times you can make it rise
I know sex isn't love, but it's an attractive facsimile
If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand
How many wifes/husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
There is no such thing as a bisexual... just greedy people
ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
Sex on TV is bad. You may fall off
Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty
Sex is Evil, Sex is Sin, Sins are forgiven, So Let's Begin!
Support wild life - vote for an orgy
Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass
Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on
I am always looking for meaningf one night stands
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less
I wod read Playboy magazine more often, but my glasses keep steaming over
Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk
If a guy masterbates, can it be considered mass murder?
Sex with one person is great. Between six it's fantastic
Having sex can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner
It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom
Before we make love my sweetheart takes a pain killer
Bisexuality doubles your chances...
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them
I love women. I love every bone in their body. . . especially mine
ex is like Mc Donalds ........... I`m Loving it
I'm so good in sex because I practice a lot on my own
Those who hesitate, masturbate
Mean people suck, nice people swallow
Don speak I know just what you are saying, so please stop explaining, don tell me cause it hurts
Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridicous. Everyone hadn't met me yet
There's too much blood in my caffeine system
Some people say "shoot" instead of "shit." They can't fool me, man. "Shoot" is "shit" with two o's
As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard
If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
If porn was music, the Internet wod be a GangBang
If you love me, Tell it me soon. If you hate me, Fly to THE MOON
(li):[F*ck Fear Drink Beer(li):[
Don't hate me because I look better then you...
i'm brown sow i'm a hang aroun:D(H)
Ik loop naar je toe, ik laat mijn broek vallen, ik ga op je zitten en leef me totaal uit..........................Mijn dierbare pleepot
birdy,birdy in the sky droppet a poopy in my eye, i don't worry,i don't cry >>i'm just happy that birds can fly !!
I don't cry I don't care I just fuck a milionair wen he's die I don't cry I just fuck another gay !!!
roses are red violets are blue shit stinks and so do you !!!!!
Keep the lol Alive......=)=)=)
who�s J.Lo??????......Jamai Looman
�s Morgens opstaan is een overwinning van de geest op de matras
^^Me izz a little crazy!^^
Your kisses are so sweet, their the only one I need
Your fat or ugly thats why 60% of the women are lonely
you're just jealous 'cause the little voices are talking to me
You think you're hot... You ythink you're cool ... But believe me you're nothing but a fool !
you can't face the problem, cuz your face is the problem!!!
you can bomb the world into pieces, but you can't bomb the world into peace
Yes, I Know I'm Fucking Sexy!
Ya soshla suma! (Russisch voor: Ik ben gek geworden)
To catch me, you gotta be fast... To find me, you gotta be smart... But to be me...!! DAMN! You must be kidding!
This is a program for brainsearching. Searching.............Searching...........Still searching. Error no brain found!
the police is looking for a SEXY person, you're safe, but where the f*ck will I hide???
The only thing to fear, is running out of beer
Tell Jim he can`t sing, Don`t turn away, Don`t be afraid, Tell Jim he can`t sing
some love one, some love two, but I love myself so fuck you!!
So, anyway, I was talking to my hand when I noticed this five little things on it! and believe it or not: they call it Fingers!
Shhhht...STOP TYPING! My parents have to think I am studying
Sex is like Nike, just do it!
save the earth!... it's the only planet with chocolat...!!! :-p ;-)
q*_*p flapoortje q*_*p
Nobody's perfect,My name is Nobody
